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Wednesday, 31 August 2011

Mitch Brutal Gaming Ep 9 - Mickey Mouse Legend of Illusion




The Mitch returns to review the last in the Mickey Mouse Illusion series. Does it meet the standards of the others? Find out as he looks at the Brazilian exclusive master system version.

Saturday, 27 August 2011

HOLY FUCKING SHIT I LOVE UNREAL TOURNAMENT!!!one!

I'm thinking of making this whole piracy guides for retards thing a regular thing on this site. I'm not what you'd call a "pirate-fag" after all I buy physical copies of games all the time. Used copies most of the time but hey for every like 60 games I own 1 of those was bought new. I think.



Anyway UNREAL TOURNAMENT or UT as I'll be calling it from now on, is just another reason I wish I was more of a PC gamer. Originally released on 1999 only 10 days before Quake 3 Arena, it was another smash-hit for Epic Games, who you may know now for developing the Gears of War series. And you know something? I honestly feel like a idiot for not playing it sooner. I mean I'd seen it dozens maybe hundreds of times before in game-stores or online but I never gave it a try. Well thank FUCK I did because let me tell you...
(Looks pretty Warhammer 40K to me)

I FUCKING LOVE UNREAL TOURNAMENT!!
Seriously, it is everything and more that I want in an FPS. Lets list them shall we?

  • Cool weapons, each with an alternate fire.
  • Varied and unique stages, with even more through mods and user made one's.
  • Shitloads of modes of play and "Expansion Packs" to add even more.
  • PUMPIN' TECHNO SOUNDTRACK PERFECT TO GIBB SOME MOTHERFUCKER TOO.
  • LENS FLARES.
  • A fairly active multiplayer community, even today.
  • None of this regenerating health bullshit, Healthpacks all the way.

All these and a bunch of other shit that I can't possibly convey in words are what make UT FUN AS FUCK! At least to me.

(FUCKIN HELL FREYLIS!! LAY OFF THE STAGG CHILI! JESUS!) 

But lets say that you want to get in on this madness and gibb some motherfuckers too, well you can. You could of course buy one of the 50,000 re-releases of the game since 99, because it'll run on most any machine   made since. OR! you could download an "extended demo" from here. Either way hurry up, grab a copy and start fragging faggots.

(Simple logic, Shoot a guy in the dick and his head blows off)